Say Yes to the Dress

Have we seriously run out of interesting materials for new TV shows? I think I just witnessed the very bottom of American TV.

I don't know who's more annoying - the over-tanned, awful NuYawk-accented wedding consultants or the silly brides and their friends who keep saying how beautiful the bride looks. Does everyone become completely blind when they walk into this place?

No, some of these brides-to-be are absolutely grotesque-looking. No $87,000 wedding dress can make them look BEAUTIFUL! Why must we continue to celebrate mediocrity and claim them to be the bestest of the best?

Beautiful! Magnificent! Wonderful! Gorgeous! Mesmerizing! Sexy! Fantastic! Perfect! Special! .......what ever happened to honesty?

Iceland

I'm off to Iceland for a long weekend with James. Jimmy had to back out last minute, unfortunately, so it's only 2 of us now. Oh well.

I'm hoping to see some geysers, waterfalls, northern lights and glaciers. Heck, I might get lucky and run into Bjork on the street! Iceland's bankruptcy is my golden chance to visit this stupid-ass expensive place.

Anyway, I'll be home soon, all you loyal followers of kevinography. Don't miss me too much.